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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHEN THEY SAY ‘MINIMUM SECURITY PRISON’ THEY ARE NOT JOKING.
WHITE COLLAR CRIME IS THE BEST.
I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE WE WENT TO JAIL AT ALL.
I KNOW, I THOUGHT OUR WHOLE THING WAS THAT WE COULD JUST TANK THE ECONOMY AND LAY OFF A COUPLE MILLION PEOPLE AND THEN JUST COLLECT OUR BONUSES AND GO TO CABO. ISN’T THAT HOW IT WORKS NOW?
WELL, YEAH, BUT TECHNICALLY WE FILED AS AN LLC NOT A PROPER CORPORATION SO SO WE CAN’T BLAME EVERYTHING ON A FAKE ‘PERSON’ AND BUY A NEW JET.
DAMN. WELL, AT LEAST WE WEREN’T SELLING MARIJUANA TO PAY RENT OR SOMETHING.
HA HA HA! I KNOW! WE’D BE IN JAIL FOR YEARS! REAL JAIL!
WHAT’S FOR LUNCH TODAY ANYWAY?
LOBSTER, I THINK.
AGAIN? JESUS. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HIT THE ELLIPTICALS ALL AFTERNOON TO WORK OFF THAT BUTTER.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHEN THEY SAY ‘MINIMUM SECURITY PRISON’ THEY ARE NOT JOKING.

WHITE COLLAR CRIME IS THE BEST.

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE WE WENT TO JAIL AT ALL.

I KNOW, I THOUGHT OUR WHOLE THING WAS THAT WE COULD JUST TANK THE ECONOMY AND LAY OFF A COUPLE MILLION PEOPLE AND THEN JUST COLLECT OUR BONUSES AND GO TO CABO. ISN’T THAT HOW IT WORKS NOW?

WELL, YEAH, BUT TECHNICALLY WE FILED AS AN LLC NOT A PROPER CORPORATION SO SO WE CAN’T BLAME EVERYTHING ON A FAKE ‘PERSON’ AND BUY A NEW JET.

DAMN. WELL, AT LEAST WE WEREN’T SELLING MARIJUANA TO PAY RENT OR SOMETHING.

HA HA HA! I KNOW! WE’D BE IN JAIL FOR YEARS! REAL JAIL!

WHAT’S FOR LUNCH TODAY ANYWAY?

LOBSTER, I THINK.

AGAIN? JESUS. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HIT THE ELLIPTICALS ALL AFTERNOON TO WORK OFF THAT BUTTER.

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